Chris Hithersay

Chris made his debut for the club in the early 80s and starred for many seasons in the 1s, representing the SAL and the AFA with distinction and captaining the Club.

How the mighty have fallen!  Firstly he was offloaded to West Wickham in part exchange for a set of new corner flags.  He returned to play for the 1s and helped us finish 3rd in Division 1 in the Club's centenary season in 1998/99.

Thereafter it was a downward spiral of late nights in Essex, getting married, having kids, playing for the Vets, and picking up strangers with pink bags in his black limo.  This picture was recovered from the offices of the London Fashion Police, who had been tracking the suspect on the left for many years.  He is believed to have been last seen in Madrid, where he was reported missing on the right hand side of midfield.

Chris insists that following the controversy of this picture and the embarrassment it caused the Club, he no longer poses with tourists for money.