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January 2005

News Summary


31 Jan 2005 - Top Scorers - Adam Lemon scored twice last weekend to remain top club scorer on 16.  He is followed on 15 by Elliot Stevens of the 4s, Rob Morley of the 6s on 14, Rick Morris of the 7s on 13 and Dave Robins of the 6s on 12.  

Top scorer in the 1s is Simon Clare on 7.  Top scorer for the 2s is Shanes Bowes on 11.  Top scorer for the 3s is Chris Wells and Jack Mesure on 11 apiece.  Top scorer for the 5s is Matt Dudley with 9.  Top scorer for the Vets is that starlet Alex Kiszczuk with 10.

31 Jan 2005 - Weekend Review - not quite such a good set of results this week.  The 1s disappointed with a home 1-3 reverse to Weirside Rangers with Keith Cave notching his third of the season.  The 2s lost narrowly up at Winchmore Hill in their top of the table clash, while the 3s failed to score for the first time this season, but still managed a point to stay top.  The 4s fought back from 0-2 down to draw 2-2 with Alleyn Old Boys.  The 5s had the most bizarre result of the day.  Having forced extra time at Winchmore Hill in the AFA Cup, they contrived to lose 0-6 in extra time!

The 6s continued their very impressive climb up to third in the table with a 4-1 win over HSBC thanks to another hattrick from Rob Morley.  The 7s continued remain unbeaten in 2005 with a 3-3 draw at Bank of England.  The Vets drew 1-1 with the Chelsea Pensioners.

On Sunday the U10s were unlucky not to come away with all 3 points, but had to settle for 1.  The U13s had an excellent win over Raynes Park Sports, but the U16s tasted defeat to to of the table Hampton Rangers.

22 Jan 2005 - Weekend Review - goals galore this Saturday - even in defeat.  The 1s lost 2-3 in a disappointing game against Alleyn Old Boys with goals from Kevin MacLeod and the forehead of Garry Baker.  The 2s walloped bottom of the table Crouch End Vampires 7-1 with goals from the usual suspects.  Result of the day was the 3s win on penalties in the quarter finals of the SAL Cup at Polytechnic.

The 4s were disappointing in their 2-3 defeat by Civil Service - big thank you to Ian Wigham for stepping in and refereeing the fixture when the appointed referee did not appear.  Meanwhile in Division 4 both the 5s and 6s had excellent wins - the 5s seeing off Kew Association 5s 2-1 thanks to a Johnny Wilkinson thunderbolt and a fine team goal finished off in emphatic style by Tom Ritchie, while the 6s demolished Alleyn Old Boys 5s 7-3 with hattricks from Dave Robins and Rob Morley as well as a goal from Andy Ferrznolo.  The 7s won 8-1 at Kew Association 9s, with Jon Smith scoring his first, second, third and fourth of the season.

To the important matters in the bar - half yards of Stella and vodka were downed by the birthday boys with varying degrees of success - Dave Paterson had 3 goes, Tom Prowse broke the world belching record, while Kirknall Reynolds was so poor it is likely more evaporated than went down his throat.  The only one to down it in a "oner" was 30 year old James Greenhouse - well done you old git.

19 Jan 2005 - French Trip - this will only go ahead if we have sufficient numbers committed financially by the end of January.  It is a fantastic weekend where legends are made.  Click here for details and links to previous tour reports.

Don't delay - if you intend touring at the end of May, contact John Thoroughgood immediately.

18 Jan 2005 - Weekend Review - the 1s had an encouraging return to form with a 3-1 win at Old Parkonians with Andrew Taylor and (incredibly) Captain Andy Cook scoring (as well as an own goal).  Hopefully this can continue for a few more weeks.  The 2s slipped up at home to fellow promotion candidates Alleyn Old Boys with Neal Collard scoring in a 1-2 defeat.  The 3s notched an important win in the top of the table clash in the park against Old Esthameians.  Chris Wells and Christ Thompson scored the vital goals in a tempestuous match, photos of which are available in the report.  The 4s were outplayed by Old Wilsonians 0-3.  The 5s returned with a 1-1 draw from Old Wilsonians with a goal from Johnny Wilkinson, while the 6s continued their remarkable turnaround with a 2-0 win at Salesians, Andy Ferrznolo and Rob Morley getting on the scoresheet.  The Vets were impressive 6-2 winners in a game that was a lot closer than the scoreline suggests.  I can't remember getting a drink from the hattrick jug Alex!  Maybe next week?

On Sunday the U10s lost in the last minute at Molesey Juniors, while the U13s were beaten 2-5 by AFC Wimbledon despite a good performance.  The U16s had some success with a fine 2-2 draw with Oakway

13 Jan 2005 - Cup Draw - the 2s will face Old Churchillians 1s in the quarter finals of the AFA Surrey & Kent Intermediate cup at Beddington Park on Saturday 12 Feb.
11 Jan 2005 - Weekend Review - the 1s put in an inept, characterless performance to lose 1-4 in the Surrey Junior Cup.  The least said about this the better.  Simon Clare opened the scoring early on and it was downhill from there.  We certainly missed Adam Taylor and Jon Phillips in attack.

The 2s left it late against Kings Old Boys to book their place in the quarter finals of the AFA Surrey & Kent Intermediate Cup.  Gary Cummings equalised in the 75th minute from the spot and Shane Bowes scored in injury time.

The 3s returned to winning ways with a comfortable 4-1 win at Lloyds.  The 4s tired late on and conceded an equaliser to draw 1-1 with Kew.  The 5s had the same scoreline against Old Lyonians 4s.  Result of the day was the 6s storming 6-1 romp at Lloyds.  In form Dave Robins and Rob Morley grabbed 2 apiece.  The 7s failed to raise a team for their AFA Cup tie at Old Parmiterians and no doubt we will receive a fine for that.  The Vets were "pish" - a Scottish term for not very impressive, and are hopeful of improving next week on the 3rd team pitch. 

Photos from Saturday are available by clicking here.

On Sunday the U10s lost a thrilling game 0-2 to league leaders Rocks Lane.  The U13s won 2-1 at AC Fulham to complete the double over them - Luke and Aaron getting the goals.  The U16s lost 1-3 at Hampton Rangers with Adam scoring the goal.

11 Jan 2005 - Birthday Boys - twins HMS & Kirknall (pictured below) are celebrating their upcoming birthdays by going out in Croydon on Saturday 22 January.  They want as many psychopathic drinkers that the Club can muster to accompany them on their special night.  Contact Wol for further details
                             
Dave "HMS" Paterson and Kirknall Bignaught Reynolds