11 November 2005

Football Chants

With apologies to those who have seen these on emails flying around...

To the tune of Lord of the Dance at Man United:

"Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house"

(To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:

"Your sister is your mother 
Your uncle is your brother 
You all f@*k one another 
The Norwich family" 
der der der der clap clap etc

Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.

''Going down .going down going down,

Sunderland fans reply.....

"So are we, so are we, so are we."

To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song):

"If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"

(if he thinks that is bad, just wait till he hears the kind of abuse that is going to be thrown his way at Hearts - convicted for underage sex, AND English.)

To the tune of David Bowie's "Rebel Rebel"

"Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense, 
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, 
Neville Neville is the name of your dad"

As a tribute to that extraordinary own goal that knocked Liverpool out of last season's FA Cup

"Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. He just can't,
He just can't, He just can't control his feet."

...and my personal favourite...
Celtic fans to Andy Goram after it was revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia.

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"

Buzz